Selfishly, I got my wonderful art from SSDC and completely forgot to leave a review like a chode. My bad. Fantastic print! Artwork is excellent and creative, and the colors really pop. Looks great in the gaming cave. I'll definitely be finishing out the collection once I stop being a dirty poor and spending my money on morale patches that display my obscene level of weaponized autism. Shipping was fast and painless, unlike my snail paced review.

Lasers fly overhead. orbital strikes inbound in all directions. Helldivers inbound. Out of ammo, I pull the pin on my grenade and shout, "how about a nice cup of liber-tea", just like the simulations. The toaster clicks. Im in my kitchen. Mug smashed on the wall. "Honey, you took the Creek years ago" my wife assures me. I left the Creek, but my brothers never did.

I lost all my friends on the creek, and all I got was this [REDACTED] hat...…. And I am much happier for it, without their noble sacrifices I wouldn't have as cool of a hat right now.

I went to Malevelon myself after acquiring the hat and spread unfiltered democracy with my meat cannon on the automatons. I sprayed my justice juices all over their metallic orifices with the hat on and got 25 medals afterwards. Did I mention with the hat on?

I was wearing this hat to my annual meeting with the other vets at the VFW and a couple of them asked what it meant. I went on to describe the trees buzzing with static, the tank drops and watching all my fellow democracy spreaders expire to the flames of our enemies. I had them completely captivated talking about the bombs doing nothing and the budget cuts rendering our MOABs requiring manual activation on the ground. One guy passed out, another started throwing up while others rocked back and forth in a catatonic state.

I started receiving calls from the guys after that daily asking if I was okay. I told them I was back at it but we kept having to retreat due to the disconnects. We lost ground. Ground that had been democratized. We can never go back.

A++ hat.

Someone thanked me for my service and bought me a beer, when I told them it was from a game they showed me their hat and we bonded as brothers. 10/10

The print is of such high quality and vivid detail that everytime I walk past it I have violent flashbacks to my time on the Creek. Sometimes I just cry. Other times I black out and things happen. That's probably why all these cops outside in the MRAPs just want to talk now. 10/10.

Great hat. I wore it out on the bus one day and was getting so many envious looks that I felt like the belle of the ball. That was until one dude in a wheelchair came up to me and told me to "take that shit off". Said it was stolen valor and he was a veteran or some shit. When I asked if we would like a nice cup of liber-tea, he flew into a rage, saying that his comrades died for that uniform and I had no respect. Said he was a sergeant, and wasn't happy when told him I outranked him (I'm a skull admiral). He threw his bag at me and reached for a gun, but my years in the forests of the creek had honed my reflexes and I dodged that easily. At this point, my ptsd of destroying so many fabricators had taken the better of me and I lunged at the man, strangling him with my brand new Malevelon Creek Vet Dad Hat (tm). As he begged for mercy, my eyes could only be focused on the police cars that were pulling up outside the now stopped bus. "BOT DROP INBOUND" I yelled as I refixed my hat like Indiana Jones and prepared to return fire. It was a long standoff (my stratagems were on cooldown) but luckily the devs nerfed the detection distance last patch and I was able to sneak out the back and escape. Seeing my opportunity, I quickly grabbed a tennis ball I found on the ground and inserted ↑→↓↓↓ preparing to reign hell on the socialists. I threw it at the now amassed law enforcement, and dove away to cover. 10/10 very democratic piece of apparel.

Love the design and the feel of this shirt. Highly recommend.

HI I ORDERED THIS FROM MY FRIEND AT THE SUPER VA WHILE WAITING FOR MY SUPER BENEFITS TO GET APPROVED FOR MY SUPER PTSD.

MALEVELON CREEK WAS HELL THERE WERE BARELY ANY ROBOT HOOKERS AND I DON'T THINK THEY VOTED EITHER. OUR DEMOCRACY OFFICER GOT FRAGGED WHICH MADE ME LOSE MY REQUISITION SLIPS FOR THE WEEK. CRAZY WHAT A 500KG BOMB CAN DO TO SOMEONE HEY IS THIS TRANSCRIPTION THING WORKING NO I WILL GET THE MAIL MYSELF OK THANK YOU.

ANYWAY I LIKE THIS HAT A LOT I WISH I COULD BUY 16 FOR MY DEAD PLATOON OK THANK YOU

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SEAF Helldivers 18 months
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I wear this hat to remind myself who and what we lost at Malevelon Creek. I'm proud to represent the right side of history. o7

It was us that were made in gods image

This hat was a gift from those on Super Earth to recognize the effort of all helldivers who participated in the Malevelon Creek cThis hat was a gift from those on Super Earth to recognize the effort of all helldivers who participated in the Malevelon Creek campaign. 10/10 would smash in this hat ampaign. 10/10 would smash in this hat

Did 2 tours on the creek, it was hell… the hat gives me major ptsd but… im honored to have fought for my brothers and for super earth… and for democracy

This is the perfect way to steal valor from both real veterans AND the Creekers.
For Liberty. For Democracy. For Super Earth.
{Review Approved by The Ministry of Truth}